Great rolling news

ITN news is back on the phone (coming on the same day as an ITV channel Meridian gets its hands slapped for doing a news bulletin that came out looking like a promotional video). Which means I can now, sadly, show off the Virgin Lobster to friends and demonstrate something a little more meaningful than Murder She Wrote.

Not that I can get it to work, mind. One screen says it's subscribed, the other says not. I love it. This means means going through customer services - shudder - to sort it out.

Still, a little piece of good news following a day unable to eat after a bout of food poisoning overnight (poached salmon, never again).